What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Where did the false claim that Haitian immigrants are eating pets come from?

Me : Because it's month of August.

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

What is the definite integral of x^x from 0 to 2?

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

Me : Sure.

My girlfriend lied and said she never gave oral until me. She was very skilled. I’m upset with her lying. Do I dump her?

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

Me : No

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

How was cancer treatment different in the US and the UK?

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

What is the funniest husband-wife comedy team ever: Abbott & Costello, Martin & Lewis, Burns & Allen or something else entirely?

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Why am I sweating so much when I try to do anything?

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

He : Tea ?

He : I'm 24.

Which is the first MV you watched in Stray Kids?

Me : I don't drink

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

Me : Thank you.

How do I get a white man for a serious relationship?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

What is the difference between "eher" and " lieber" in German? Are the two synonyms? If yes, then which one is the most used?

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

How far does good behavior take you in a prison?

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Has anyone experienced an out of the body experience, as a child, years before you had ever heard the term or understood the implications?

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

Me : I don't drink coffee also

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

What makes outside showers appealing? Why are they not commonly seen?

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

What is your favorite cuckold experience?

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

He : Then let's have some coffee